Got Questions? Ask my evil cybertwin

I actually am working on training a Cyber Twin to answer your presentation FAQs, but it's such a new product that it will be a while before I trust her out in public alone.

In the meanwhile, those of you who are thick-skinned can chat it up with MyEvilCyberTwin

NOTE: If you are new to evil cybers, they're not programmed by the user like Cyber Twins, so I am not kidding about the thick-skinned part. All of us obscure and celebrated are spewing insults from a single database.